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@Deirdreocx: [First date]

"So, do you have any pets?"

Yeah, I have a pet crow. He's white.

"You have an albino crow?"

He prefers the term cawcasian.

[First date]

“So, do you have any pets?”

Yeah, I have a pet crow. He’s white.

“You have an albino crow?”

He prefers the term cawcasian.

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