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@Reverend_Scott: [first date]
"So, I heard you work at the circus."

[shallows bread stick whole] Nope.

"You sure about that?"

[chewing on glass] Yup

[first date]
“So, I heard you work at the circus.”

[shallows bread stick whole] Nope.

“You sure about that?”

[chewing on glass] Yup

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