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@Slims_Ramblings: First Date:

"So, tell me something no one else knows about you."

Well, my wife thinks I'm at the movies and you think I'm single.

First Date:

“So, tell me something no one else knows about you.”

Well, my wife thinks I’m at the movies and you think I’m single.

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