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@thepunningman: [first date]
"What's wrong?"
I don't like the ambulance in this place
[sniggering] "You mean ambience"
[next table] NEE NAW NEE NAW WOOOOOO

[first date]
“What’s wrong?”
I don’t like the ambulance in this place
[sniggering] “You mean ambience”
[next table] NEE NAW NEE NAW WOOOOOO

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