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@themiltron: [first day as a coroner]
me: he died at 11:42AM
detective: are you positive
me: it's hard with all this death but i'm hanging in there

[first day as a coroner]
me: he died at 11:42AM
detective: are you positive
me: it’s hard with all this death but i’m hanging in there

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