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@jazmasta: [first day as a doctor]
You seem depressed. Also you look underweight, how's your diet?
[nurse interrupts me]
"Dr that's the model skeleton"

[first day as a doctor]
You seem depressed. Also you look underweight, how’s your diet?
[nurse interrupts me]
“Dr that’s the model skeleton”

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