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@ojedge: [first day as a masseuse]

Me: [closing book] "…& they all lived happily ever after"

Customer: "That's not what I meant by 'happy ending'"

[first day as a masseuse]

Me: [closing book] “…& they all lived happily ever after”

Customer: “That’s not what I meant by ‘happy ending'”

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