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@themiltron: [first day as a server]
me: how would u like your steak
person: well done
me: thank you that's so kind it's my first day & i'm very nervous

[first day as a server]
me: how would u like your steak
person: well done
me: thank you that’s so kind it’s my first day & i’m very nervous

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