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@david8hughes: [first day as aquarium guide]
Me: & here's 8 snakes biting a soccer ball
Guy: that's an octopus
Me [sighs]: fine. 8 snakes biting an octopus

[first day as aquarium guide]
Me: & here’s 8 snakes biting a soccer ball
Guy: that’s an octopus
Me [sighs]: fine. 8 snakes biting an octopus

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