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@HughGoesThere: [first day as priest]
Me: Do you take this woman as your lawful wedded wife?
Him: She's my daughter and this is her baptism.
Me: Mazel tov.

[first day as priest]
Me: Do you take this woman as your lawful wedded wife?
Him: She’s my daughter and this is her baptism.
Me: Mazel tov.

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