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@david8hughes: [first day as tour guide in New York]
Me: that's the Statue of Liberty
Guy: what is she clutching
Me [awkward long pause]: all the liberty

[first day as tour guide in New York]
Me: that’s the Statue of Liberty
Guy: what is she clutching
Me [awkward long pause]: all the liberty

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