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@BoomBoomBetty: [first day in hell]

Me: Ugh, it’s humid here.

Satan: Muahaha!

Me: The air...it’s moist.

Satan: Ok wait. You gotta stop saying that word.

Me: The heat AND the humidity make everything feel so moist.

Satan, rubbing temples:
This IS hell.

[first day in hell]

Me: Ugh, it’s humid here.

Satan: Muahaha!

Me: The air…it’s moist.

Satan: Ok wait. You gotta stop saying that word.

Me: The heat AND the humidity make everything feel so moist. 

Satan, rubbing temples:
This IS hell.

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