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@Ristolable: [First day of prison]
"Hey man. Wanna be in our gang?"
Sure, I'll call you. Just give me your cell number
*gets stabbed*

[First day of prison]
“Hey man. Wanna be in our gang?”
Sure, I’ll call you. Just give me your cell number
*gets stabbed*

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