@ThisOneSayz: First grade math makes no sense. I mean, who really buys 34 oranges and 21 apples in one day?!
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@truegritrumble: ME: I'd like to register my kid for school. SCHOOL REGISTRAR: Sir, that's a goat. ME: *proudly* A BABY goat.
@Parentpains: I called one of those numbers in the bathroom stall and my wife answered. Very funny guys.
@SkinnerSteven: I like my women like I like my coffee, passed through the digestive system of a cat
@stevezorz: Trump's gonna be sooo mad when he finds out that China realized building a Great Wall didn't keep foreigners out 400 years before he did.