@Ristolable: First person ever: I HAVE SEVERAL HOLES IN MY FACE WHAT IS HAPPENING
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@ShaneKnowsStuff: I don't know about you, but I always watch my garage door go all the way down in case a murderer tries to roll in at the last minute.
@snarkweek7: Sometimes I pick another language on the ATM to see if I can make it all the way thru. So I'm still broke, but now also in French.
@hippieswordfish: ME: i need a loan so i can build a robot army to take over the world with BANKER: what M: oops i meant 'with which to take over the world'