@genehunter1: What kind of name for a storm is "Debby?"
Hurricanes should have names like "Satan"
No one should have their house destroyed by "Heather."
@Michael_Erhart: I think I can speak for everyone when I say that I am a ventriloquist.
@decentbirthday: Me: did you know that abbreviating names can be really confusing?
GF: really?
Me: yeah
George Foreman: that's interesting
@WildeThingy: Boss "I'm looking for a volunteer."
Me *chops off own legs "I can't!"
Co-worker "I'm busy, sorry."
Me "damn, that's a better excuse."
@NinjaFuneral: Someone outside the grocery store asked me if I had a few seconds to save the environment. I feel like it would take longer than that...
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