@Ristolable: First person ever: I HAVE SEVERAL HOLES IN MY FACE WHAT IS HAPPENING
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@mariokeyparty: My dad and I were never that close. The company he worked for once had a "father-son" picnic and he invited his father
@Iwriteforcats: Meteorologist - Be horrible at you job and no one really cares. Pizza Delivery Driver - Be five minutes late and people lose their minds!
@Busocco: I combined two hit games and made "Angry Words With Friends" where I just scream obsenities at people while throwing dead birds at them.