@Ristolable: First person ever: I HAVE SEVERAL HOLES IN MY FACE WHAT IS HAPPENING
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@Schmoodles: There's a party in my pants, with an all you can eat buffet, and a VIP entrance in the rear.
@juneohara65: I have a time phobia. *looks at watch, panics *looks at clock, panics *looks at thyme "This I can handle."
@sirivan: Everyone makes fun of Aquaman, but he’s got it all figured out. He spends all day chilling in the water. His life is one big pool party.