@AristotlesNZ: First rule of ADHD club: Never talk about..Nice hat. You ever own a hamster? I did. Died. Watch me do a cartwheel! Ok, who wants brownies?
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@dreadnaught69: She thinks I drink all day when she's at work. I don't... I stop just before she gets home
@24HourBitching: Having to share a room with your spouse is absolute nonsense. Even kids get their own rooms...
@JWilsonGA: Wife: Your PMS jokes aren't funny. Me: I can't help it, they just flow out of my mouth. Wife: ... Me: Fine. No more. Period. Wife: *eyeroll*