@BabetteJones: First rule of flight club...no penguins.
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@stephenjmolloy: Me: Got my finger stuck in this beer bottle. Wife: How?! M: Just help me. W: Have you tried butter? M: It's delicious. Now will you help me?
@LindaInDisguise: Him: Productive conference call? Me: Hell yeah. I painted my toes, posted 6 pictures on IG, and got in one solid nap.
@attsmcjay: I'd imagine the only thing worse then getting your period is not getting your period.
@brianbowman73: There's a doctor here to see you. Doctor who? No, I think it's a non time traveling one.