@JasonLastname: First rule of robbing banks is you have to shout, "THIS IS A ROBBERY!" Otherwise they might think it's a baptism.
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@PyrBliss: I've been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now I may as well call them traditions.
@hbreaker9999: My husband has a blanket pulled up over his face. I think this means he wants me to talk to him.
@Terdoh: I had a dream where children were allowed to pick their parents, and I woke up thinking "This is not The Gates' residence."
@Not_a_JesusGirl: There is nothing funnier than yelling "SHE'S STEALING MY BABY!" at a mom having a hard time with her kid in public.