@topherjordan: First, there was Planking, then Owling and Milking, now there's Harlem Shaking. If the next trend could be Thinking, that would be great.
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@confusedlush: People who try to prepare for the end of the world are obviously misunderstanding the core concept.
@tdug: My greatest fear is having a star athlete injure himself and having the coach look into the crowd and point at me to take his place
@HatfieldAnne: I used to wonder how anybody could possibly drop a cell phone in the toilet. Used to.
@paulablu22: Telling my daugthers date that "she has lice and its very contagious the closer you get to her." *Correct way to parent.