@PULPKetchup: First they came for the Fight Club members, but I said nothing, because...you know...rules.
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@_AlanGarner_: My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, And they're like "It wasn't that hard."
@markleggett: 1am: Huh, I'm not tired... 2am: I feel great! Maybe I don't need sleep? 3am: LET'S EXECUTE EVERY IDEA I'VE EVER HAD. 3:04am: Euthanise me.
@jimmytorosian: I like big MUTTS & I cannot lie U other breeders can't deny When a dog walks in with a pretty mixed race & spots all on its face it gets PET