@PULPKetchup: First they came for the Fight Club members, but I said nothing, because...you know...rules.
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@Papa_Mex: I bet Vegans that become zombies must really struggle with the whole brain-eating lifestyle...
@meganamram: Show me on this doll where the bad man gave you a skewed perspective of a female body
@stephenjmolloy: Genie: "You have three wishes." Me: "I wish for a burrito with guacamole." Genie: "Okay but the guac counts as your second wish."
@MartaEffing: I'm sorry I broke your finger, but seriously, what did you expect would happen when you tried to eat the last two fries off my plate?