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@VodkaThursday: First year my husband didn't give me some sort of sweet on our anniversary. I got roses. He thinks I'm fat. I know it.

First year my husband didn’t give me some sort of sweet on our anniversary. I got roses. He thinks I’m fat. I know it.

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