@TheTalkingPipe: Fish must be excellent drivers. Very rarely do you hear about fish getting into car accidents.
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@Cpin42: In relationships, it’s important to pay attention to the little things. My parole officer, for example, hates to be tickled.
@moiragallaga: First, that jerk cut me off in traffic, then he stole my parking space, and then his stupid car got paint on my key!
@pstamato: [7:30pm] Tonight I'll actually go to bed on time and get sleep! [2:30am] the most money ever paid for a cow at an auction was $1.3 million