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@iamspacegirl: FISHING TRIP

Joseph *casting his line*:
Son, your mother thinks it's time I tell you-
You're agodpted.

Jesus *runs across the lake crying*

FISHING TRIP

Joseph *casting his line*:
Son, your mother thinks it’s time I tell you-
You’re agodpted.

Jesus *runs across the lake crying*

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