@jwoodham: FITNESS TIP: Set a regular gym schedule that's easy to keep up with. For example, I work out once every 4 years after I vote for president.
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@MsFoxIfUrNasty: Russia has just renewed a longstanding contract with Hollywood to play the bad guys in all international spy thrillers for another 60 years.