@MadamBetteNoire: Five out of six people enjoy Russian Roulette.
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@soccerskiingmom: If any Americans still feel like emigrating to Canada, can you please bring up some Thanksgiving leftovers?
@DevilryFun: Just once I want to wake up to something exciting. *Wakes up next to spider crawling on pillow.
@Overdue_Bills: My daughter wrote "Daddy is the best" in the snow then smashed it when I made her come inside. She'll make some lucky guy miserable one day.