@LuckyToken1: Five second rule? Pfft. What's the point of having an immune system if you're not going to use it?
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@shutupmikeginn: Spice things up in a first date by wearing a parachute and refusing to talk about it
@mattgallo123: "Don't be shy!" -people who don't understand how genetically determined character traits work
@joshxhowie: Was late to my first Fight Club last night so missed the intro rules. Still, Fight Club was brilliant and I'd highly recommend Fight Club.
@Everette: iPhone 8 is like your ex coming back after a year saying they changed, you give them another a chance and realize they're basically the same