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@withanewname: "Five year plan?"

[shuffles papers]

...written down here somewhere

... Ahh, here it is, lemme clean the cheese off this Mcmuffin wrapper

“Five year plan?”

[shuffles papers]

…written down here somewhere 

… Ahh, here it is, lemme clean the cheese off this Mcmuffin wrapper

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