@LnL245: Fixing my grandma's computer and I see that her search history is about seven various spellings of the name of the last guy I dated.
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@Fred_Delicious: *is at the movies with hot date* *does fake yawn to put arm around her* *yawns too hard and inhales a child from the row in front* *dies*
@archerenemy: Asking a redhead if you can see her pumpkin patch will get you slapped... It's not important how I know that...
@TitansHomer: Me: what are we doing today Trainer: let work on your forearms. Me: but I only have 2 T: What?!? Me: *whispers* I only have 2?