@ericsshadow: *flags down police car* how many mpg does this thing get?
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@Swishergirl24: I wanna go out I wanna come in I wanna go out I wanna come in I wanna go out I wanna come in -My dog, all day long.
@shkeeber: *camera pans to a pair of sneakers hanging over a power line* *Sean Connery takes a long drag of his cigarette* "It was a... shoeishide"
@Cpin42: It creeps me out when my dog watches my wife and I have sex. We hide the videotapes, but he always finds them.
@bees_wingz: I was trying to get the bubbles out of my screen protector and I accidentally bought a horse on eBay.