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@withanewname: [flash mob in front of me & my girl]
[I join in then kneel down gasping]
"Will you.."
"YES!... YE.."
"grab me a smoothie from Jamba Juice?"

[flash mob in front of me & my girl]
[I join in then kneel down gasping]
“Will you..”
“YES!… YE..”
“grab me a smoothie from Jamba Juice?”

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