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@fillthevacuum: *flashes smile*
*smile calls police*
@EJGomez: kanye west: beyoncé is the best there is & she's one of the few true artists of our generation
me: how did u get in my room again
@UncleDuke1969: He rose from mild mannered Social Studies teacher...
To vicious kingpin of a criminal cupcake empire.
Coming soon to AMC:
@AimeeHelene1: Don't let the correct punctuation fool you; I'm basically a 4 year old with good grammar.
@johnbiehl: Alien: why should I not blow up this planet?
Human: we are an advanced species
A: how do you travel?
H: we light old dinosaurs on fire
@AphroditeAfter5: Yes Grandma, I'm almost positive Arachnophobia is not the fear of people from Iraq