@BoogTweets: *Flicks cigarette after a long drag* Here's the thing. If Santa knows when kids are naughty or nice then he knew Rudolph was being bullied
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@AristotlesNZ: Drug commercial just listed "death" as a possible side affect. Seems totally legit. Ask your doctor if possible death is right for you..
@MyPolishFace: hey Liam Neeson is your "particular set of skills" gettin shit stolen from you, like, always ?
@seamussaid: when my daughter is mad she points at me and delivers what I can only assume is a gypsy curse