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@dhumann: Flight Attendant: "Here is the extra blanket you asked for."

Me: "Thanks. Could you jam it into that guy's mouth?"

Flight Attendant: “Here is the extra blanket you asked for.”

Me: “Thanks. Could you jam it into that guy’s mouth?”

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