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@Brampersandon_: FLIGHT ATTENDANT: sir calm down
ME (having panic attack): sorry I've never flown before
PILOT (over intercom): dont worry neither have I lol

FLIGHT ATTENDANT: sir calm down
ME (having panic attack): sorry I’ve never flown before
PILOT (over intercom): dont worry neither have I lol

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