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@Travon: Flight attendant: "will you perform exit row duties in the event of an emergency?"

Me: "yes"

In my head: "No we're all gonna die"

Flight attendant: “will you perform exit row duties in the event of an emergency?”

Me: “yes”

In my head: “No we’re all gonna die”

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