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@SteveCarell: Flight attendant:"Would you like the chicken or the pasta?"
Me:"What would you suggest?"
Flight Attendant:"Eat before you get on the plane."

Flight attendant:”Would you like the chicken or the pasta?”
Me:”What would you suggest?”
Flight Attendant:”Eat before you get on the plane.”

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