@Smethanie: Flipped the entire family off while they had their eyes closed during grace.
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@truegritrumble: ME: *holding my crying newborn son* There. There. I ALSO find myself very upsetting.
@MommaUnfiltered: My daughter asked me if I know how to do the Running Man, like my generation didn't invent it. Anyway, that's what brings me to the ER.
@JeremyInKC: Of course your milkshake brings the boys to the yard. What boy doesn't love milkshakes? If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.