@Ivsy01: Flirt with him. Drop down and pick up your asthma inhaler. Look back, readjust your glasses.
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@KimMonte10: Be a sharp dressed man. Buy a suit made of knives. Scare ur boss into promoting u. Cut everyone's sandwiches for them in the break room.
@Breadery: Her: If I get fat will you break up with me? Me: No but you're now just two more inane questions away from being buried in the garden.
@prettysadmostly: i can guess how someone will die based on their clothes date: what about me? Hawaiian themed bathroom fire
@thejamietighe: In a car crash a dog would rescue you. However a cat would pour liquor over your face and testify against you in court.