@RocketRankoon: [flops on the ground like a fish whenever I have to make a decision]
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@gibbet: As I stood there looking at my naked body in the mirror, I thought to myself ............I'm gonna get thrown out of ikea in a minute..
@cuppajosh: With 10K characters, I can finally get into great detail about how I'm not allowed at the company family picnic any more!
@ch000ch: [drops a pinch of fish food into fish tank] ME: here ya go little buddies FISH: oh wow pukey shit flakes again, thanks man
@david8hughes: Me: so I've been a little unclear regarding everything you've asked me to do since Monday Boss: Jesus Me: let me finish. In February. 2011.