@RocketRankoon: [flops on the ground like a fish whenever I have to make a decision]
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@DurtMcHurtt: [eating an entire extra large pizza to myself] ME: *hears a knock on the door* THIS STALL IS TAKEN.
@WildeThingy: [revenge plan] *invent miniaturisation machine. *shrink to tiny size. *crawl all over sleeping spider's face.
@better_off_dad: I’ve got moves like Jagger, too... ...so far all it’s gotten me is unnecessary medical attention.
@TheBoydP: Judge: Your charge is burning down your neighbors house Me: Your Honor they hung baskets of plastic flowers on their porch! J: Not Guilty!