@TitansHomer: Florida be like...
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@sip_at_home_mom: I always hated videos of animals being shot with tranquilizer darts to trap and transport them. Now, I'm calculating the toddler dosage.
@LackOfShame: Women, when you say: "We should move into a better house." A man hears: "My plan is to force you to work till the day you die."
@juliussharpe: I'd be less scared of trying to take a gun from a mugger than I am of taking an iPad from my kid.