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@FlyJ_: Florist: "Would you like your flowers wrapped?"
Me: "Nope, they're going right into the shredder before I give them to my sister-in-law."

Florist: “Would you like your flowers wrapped?”
Me: “Nope, they’re going right into the shredder before I give them to my sister-in-law.”

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