@SkinnerSteven: Flowers bee like
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@AnkCoupleTO: Embrace her crazy and she'll love you forever or until she kills you, whichever comes first
@librarianfonz: An idea only achieves transcendence after it is: 1. Published as book 2. Made into a feature film 3. Turned into an amusement park ride
@SatansTongue: He told me he wants my heart "Sharon I'm pretty sure he's a serial killer" No way! *later on with guy* Wow you're really into bondage huh?
@lloydrang: If you think the world is getting more unsafe, violent and unpredictable, the 13th century would like a word with you.