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@TeaBeaPea: Can we talk about your pleated, cuffed corduroys, or are we just going to let it happen?
@HeyZeus666: What if God IS a woman. Not only will I be going to Hell, but I'll never hear the end of it.
@faizziy: Whenever a long lost friend calls me, I get suspicious & wonder if he's calling me to sell Amway products..
@jctwritesstuff: The war on Christmas? Yeah, I started it. But in my defense, maybe Santa warns a person before his home invasion and I don't take him out.