@autocorrects: Who comes up with this kinda stuff
@sween: “I’M A DOG!”
“I’M A DOG TOO!”
@JoParkerBear: Why is vanilla a synonym for boring? Vanilla is delicious. Imagine a world without vanilla. It would be so oregano.
@BubblesnBooze: It's funny how your tweets are funnier now that I know you're hot.
-everyone on Twitter
@caaataclysm: Walk of shame?? More like, walk of don't judge ME because YOU didn't get laid last night.