@SomeChrisTweets: Foal me once, I have a baby horse. Foal me twice, no one needs this many baby horses. Foal me thrice, please stop. I have no room for them.
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@Home_Halfway: I have come up with the most awkward event of all time: the Father-Son wedding dance.
@chadchaines: what jerk ever looked at a hamburger and thought "you know what this needs? A nice, soft, warm piece of lettuce."
@A_SmartAss: I googled "where do ninjas live?" no results were found. Well played ninjas. Well played.