@Cravin4: Folks are worried about global warming and social security, when the real crisis is that one day elderly drivers will know how to text.
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@ThisOneSayz: "My favorite sex fantasy starts with you bringing me wine..." And then? "Cheese." Mmmm and then? "You close the door from outside."