@jrhennessy: Folks, what's the deal with Stuart Little. Husband and wife go to an adoption agency and they give them a rat in a sweater. Surely illegal
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@JasonLastname: Whoever invented popcorn deserves the Medal of Honor for not panicking after the first 45 seconds.
@longwall26: haha just plucked a shoulder hair so long it could only have been written by George R.R. Martin, who is widely known for abjuring brevity in
@hasht4g: If Pringles really wanted the fun to never stop they'd make those tube things like 5 feet long.
@CEHudspeth: "I can try" is a great response to invitations because you're not even committing to trying.