@obviousplant_: Follow these tips for a happy Thanksgiving. Printable version available on FB:
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@JermHimselfish: My doctor had to put me on a new medication that's supposed to help lower the amount of karate in my blood
@yungfedora: *hits bong* *abuses bong* *bong calls bong protection agency* *bong custody taken* *bong put in foster home* *bong misses old life*
@Dadpression: "This may be our 85th viewing of this movie, but we'll watch it as intently as if it was only our 23rd" -Toddlers
@notalogin: On your first day in jail, when they ask you what you're in there for, say "the food" so all the other prisoners know you're a loose cannon.