@hiplingo: Follow your dream, then Unfollow it if it doesn't Follow you back within 48 hours.
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@CanadianCyn: The garbage man is late. I think he's been cheating on me with some other piece of trash.
@1BigMick: My wife keeps 72 half-empty bottles of stuff in the shower. And if I even look at them, they all throw themselves on the floor.
@TravLeBlanc: If you say "no ifs, ands, or buts", then get ready for a shitload of "shoulds", "as well as", and "howevers".