@hiplingo: Follow your dream, then Unfollow it if it doesn't Follow you back within 48 hours.
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@Brampersandon_: WIFE: I got us this new candle ME: sweet. What flavor is it? W: don't you mean 'what scent is it?' ME (with a mouthful of candle wax): What?
@robfee: Dang girl are you the American health care system because if I don't give you all my money you'd have no problem watching me die.