@13spencer: "Follow your dreams!" - someone born into money
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@zachreinert03: What i do in my bedroom is my business, what I do in your bedroom ok I guess that's your business
@FBSisnothere: Why does everyone mention that in space no-one can hear you scream instead of mentioning something positive like how no-one can hear u yodel
@ericsshadow: ME: OMG I CAN'T BREATHE I ATE WAY TOO MUCH CALL A DOCTOR HER: do you want dessert? ME: ok, but just a small slice.
@runningmascara6: I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile, then walk into a pole..