@Parentpains: Follow your instincts, into the path of a moving train.
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@NotYourSoulmate: Some lady brought a gaggle of pre-teens to the movie, sat them down next to us & then sat elsewhere. I sold them all on the black market.
@PeterClayton6: My testicles are in The Guinness Book of Records. Got a few minutes before the librarian sees me.
@Pumpkinbabypie: HB: *text* hey, what’s for dinner? Me: Roast Chicken. HB: cool, you need me to pick up anything on my way home? Me: yes, a roast chicken.