@Parentpains: Follow your instincts, into the path of a moving train.
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@causticbob: I failed my audition as Romeo through a misunderstanding over a stage direction. My copy of the script said: 'Enter Juliet from the rear'
@13spencer: I'd like to think that my exes see me as "the one who got away," but it's probably more like "the one who got away from the police."
@DaddyJew: If you had a choice between owning a dragon or world peace, what would you name your dragon?